(Yeah, you read that right.)
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
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vyco:
68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself.
i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks
a man and his onion
he’s gazing at it so tenderly
my son……..
MY SONION
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three! A left ear, a right ear, and the final front ear
i am so done with this website
You forgot his chief engin-ear.
i swear to fucking god
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why is your nose in the middle of your face
because its the scenter
I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
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fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland:
the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY
would you say you think about it periodically
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
Get out.
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